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Halloween is coming up soon. Send me an ask with what you think my muse should dress up as.
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b4tekt:

speed paint Hiccstrid

B4

kingofthewilderwest:

“However small we are, we should always fight for what we believe to be right. And I don’t mean fight with the power of our fists or the power of our swords…I mean the power of our brains and our thoughts and our dreams.

"And as small and quiet and unimportant as our fighting may look, perhaps we might all work together…and break out of the prisons of our own making. Perhaps we might be able to keep this fierce and beautiful world of ours as free for all of us as it seemed to be on that blue afternoon of my childhood.”

- Cressida Cowell, How to Speak Dragonese

Spontaneous (and probably bad ideas) Sentence Starters!
"Let's get married!"
"You know where we should go? Vegas."
"Run away with me."
"I'm feeling lucky. When's the next bus to Atlantic City?"
"I vote we get naked."
"Let's have kids."
"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe."
"Take these sunglasses and fake mustache. Pop your collar and follow me. Ask questions later."
"Hey! Let's start a fight!"
"I'll buy the hotel room if you buy room service in the morning."
"Want to rob a bank?"
"I just picked up a book at the library about how to hot wire cars. Let's go joy riding!"
"Get in loser, we're going shopping."
Send me ‘Try it on’ for my muse to show up in a sexy ( Or not) version of one of the following costumes

alltheinboxmemes:

Number generator

Specify if you want sexy or no

  1. Angel
  2. Devil
  3. Cat
  4. Police-Uniform
  5. Vampire
  6. Prince/Princess
  7. A superhero of Mun’s choice
  8. A fandom-related costume of Mun’s choice
  9. Werewolf
  10. Alice in Wonderland themed costume
  11. Zombie
  12. Bunny
  13. Darth Vader
  14. Genie 
  15. Bat
  16. Ghostbusters
  17. Fox
  18. Adam or Eve 
  19. Greek god.Goddess
  20. Free for all. Mun decides. 
Muse Meme - John Green Quotes Edition
“I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back.”
"I've lived here for ___ years and I have never once in my life come across anyone who cares about anything that matters."
“As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.”
"You keep expecting people not to be themselves."
"You like me anyway. And I like you."
"You're funny, and you're smart, and you may show up late, but you always show up eventually."
"The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle."
"“As much as life can suck, it always beats the alternative.”
“Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will."
"IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT MY PARENTS OWN THE WORLD'S LARGEST COLLECTION OF BLACK SANTAS.”
“Poetry is just so emo."
“When I look at my room, I see a girl who loves books.”
“What the hell is that?"
"It's my fox hat."
"What is an "instant" death anyway? How long is an instant? Is it one second? Ten?"
"Instant rice takes five minutes, instant pudding an hour."
“I may die young, but at least I'll die smart.”
“It always shocked me when I realized that I wasn’t the only person in the world who thought and felt such strange and awful things.”
"I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit."
“What you must understand about me is that I’m a deeply unhappy person.”
“Have you really read all those books in your room?”
“Sometimes you lose a battle. But mischief always wins the war."
“Sometimes I don't get you."
"You never get me. That's the whole point.”
"Things never happened the way I imagined them.”
"How do you get out of the labyrinth of suffering?”
"I fell in love the way you fall asleep -- slowly, and then all at once.”
“I'm in love with you."
"You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world."
"It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.”
"Some people don't understand the promises they're making when they make them."
"Love is keeping the promise anyway.”
“May I see you again?"
"Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."
"You realize that trying to keep your distance from me will not lessen my affection for you."
"All efforts to save me from you will fail."
“You are so busy being YOU that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.”
"What is the point of being alive if you don't at least try to do something remarkable?”
“I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.”
“There's some people in this world who you can just love and love and love no matter what.”
“If people could see me the way I see myself - if they could live in my memories - would anyone love me?”
"When you act like that, no one likes you.”
“That smile could end wars and cure cancer.”
“It's just that I learned a while ago that the best way to get people to like you is not to like them too much.”
"Dude, you're such a geek."
"Do you ever wonder whether people would like you more or less if they could see inside you?"
"You know what I hate? The outdoors."
"I'm all about refrigeration and indoor plumbing and Judge Judy.”
"Do you know what your problem is? You can't live with the idea that someone might leave.”
"The only sentence that begins with 'I' that's true of me is 'I'm full of shit.”
Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to...
♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes
♕: Holding hands
♖: Having their hair washed by your muse
♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.
♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort
♙: Sharing a bed
♚: Head scratches
♛: Sharing a dessert
♜: Shoulder rubs
♝: Reading a book together
♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)
♟: Patching up a wound
♤: Taking a bath together
♧: Your muse playing with their hair
♡: Accidentally falling asleep together
♢: Forehead or cheek kisses
♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.
♣: Back scratches
♥: Your muse crying about something
♦: Slow dancing
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