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bethpecoraart:

manymistypes:

-beth pecora

april is national poetry month! i’ve joined a blog (run by my fave person acrooks) where i’ll be posting some of my work alongside a bunch of other great writers!  I’d like to post everyday, but my life is crazy busy so i’ll be contributing about once or twice a week. if you wanna feel feelings you should check it out! 

sabertooth-raccoon:

Quick Viking!AU Hijack scribbles.

Gotta love those secret caves.

Please do not edit, re-upload, or use without my permission.

Art by me
~Saber

Describe my blog in terms of “came for the _____, stayed for the _____”
snowballs-n-funtimes whispered:

snowballs-n-funtimes:

basicallydragonbait:

✠ our muses watching the stars together

snowballs-n-funtimes

"See? Aren’t you glad I dragged you up here? We’ve got a great view tonight." Hiccup flashed a small, crooked smile to his roommate before his gaze slipped skyward once more. Cloudless, and with just a bare chill on the air. All the charts had been right about that night and he was glad he’d checked them so diligently. With the moon waxing overhead, and no sports games from the far off stadium, the light pollution was minimized as well.  True, he wasn’t sure they were supposed to be up there, but the roof wasn’t hard to get to, and he wanted a good view before the cold of Autumn crept in fully.

Jack snickered slightly, tilting his head to look at him with a slight warm smile. “You just answered your own question.” He teased, reaching over to poke his side playfully with his tongue poked out slightly. Jack snickered and sat up, giving an impression of his roomie. “Jack! We can’t go up there! That’s trespassing! We could get caught or get in trouble or who KNOWS what else?!” He exclaimed, throwing in those exaggerated shoulder movements his crush was known for before flopping back onto the roof and smirking over at him. “Sound familiar?”

He took a deep breath and then sighed happily, looking back to the wide open sky. “So…was it worth it?” He asked lowly, glancing over to him with a slight smile. “I mean, for me it is…but what about you? Think you’d risk all that to come up here again?” The albino was genuinely curious. To be honest, the thought that they’d get in trouble wasn’t even a factor to him. All that mattered to Jack was that he was enjoying a beautiful sky with his roomie turned crush.

Hiccup gave a small, rueful smile at the poke, twisting away from it while on the ground. “Hey! I don’t sound anything like that,” He sounded pretty close to that, “And I definitely don’t do that, thing, you’re doing with your shoulders…” Oh yes he did and yes it was familiar, even as he spoke, sitting up on one elbow to look Jack in the eye he gave a quick wave of his hand.

Lowering himself back to the ground he let his hands drop lightly over his middle, hint of a smile still clinging to his lips. He was too used to Jack’s teasing by then to actually be offended by it. It was a few minutes before Hiccup gave his answer, letting the silence fall over them comfortably his eyes skyward. “You know? It actually is.” The smile flicked back across his lips, gaze never leaving the celestial bodies. “I forgot how much I enjoy the stars when it’s clear enough to see them. We really should make a point of coming up here more. Rules be damned.” One freckled finger raised though he refused to move further. “But just for this Jack. “

basicallydragonbait whispered: "?" [[take your time on that one]]

cheekybatsbunnymund:

Send me a “?” for something my muse hasn’t had the guts to say to yours.

Song here.

~~~~ basicallydragonbait

"Ah think yer arse looks delicious."  Aster started humming, grinning ear to ear as he did so - adding a wink.  "Ah got ta get mah dick in yer britches.  Yer body gonna make me religious. Ya know Ah wanna sex it with ya."

Whatever previous expectations Hiccup had about Aster were completely blown out of the water in that moment. At the same time, he was pretty sure enough blood rushed to his face to even tinge up his ears, mouth falling open in disbelieve. “…..” It took him a few moments to get past the utter shock of the moment. Had Aster really just sung….said that? Not the kind of serenading one usually expects, and not at all the sort Hiccup had ever experienced. “Aster, what?! I- was that supposed to be some kind of confession or a launch of your new singing career?”

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